I haven't posted in so long that I am typing this just to have something more recent on here. Maybe I'll think of something awesome or hysterical to say soon.
I could be all depressing and mention that we had to put one of the dogs to sleep last week. Nothing like a dozen paragraphs about children sobbing over a corpse to pull in the readers.
Or I could describe the way the cat will lay across my neck during the night. An optimist would say she really likes being close to me. A pessimist could say she's trying to kill me. As long as I'm still typing, I'll be optimistic.